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The Cat - Drunk Monk - 11-13-2009
Remember that one DOOM gathering where ED's rat had the cone of shame on and was scratching, scratching, scratching, like a mad killer trying to scratch off the blood stains. Ed said he spent like $500 on that rat and we were all shocked. How many rats can you buy for $500?
OK, I'm eating that experience like dead crow now. We have a tamed feral cat. That means it's basically a free cat, except for some shots, because I caught it and domesticated it...well sort of. You can never really domestic ferals. Anyway she ain't free no more.
A few weeks ago, she stopped eating. We took her into the vet. $1000+ for tests and some teeth extractions. We took her home. She still didn't eat, but with the extractions, that's somewhat understandable. I tried to give her some pain meds and antibiotics, but she clawed me something fierce, so fierce that several hours later, I was sitting right here at my desk at work and I extracted a claw from my palm that was half the size of a tic tac. Ouch. Sure, that doesn't compare to Greg's foot, but still. So now, she's still not eating. Yesterday, we dropped another $500 on tests. The result? They think we have an anorexic cat. WTF?!? Anorexic?! Cats don't care if they look fat. So last night, I spent another $20 at Raley's trying to think like a feral cat and get stuff she'd like to eat - mostly tinned seafood.
Re: The Cat - Greg_phpbb3_import1 - 11-13-2009
Sucker.
Oh, yeah. Just came back from the vet with Preston. Dropped another $200 in the ongoing battle against Preston eating himself raw. I think we are in the two grand battle for the Scabies fight.
Re: The Cat - thatguy - 11-13-2009
Give the cat a little "herbal remedy". Keep tins of kitty food around for when it gets the munchies. Oh, and pay for claw extraction.
My guinea pig, Jasper, was a freebee from craigslist. He even came with a cage. Turned out he had scabies (which are species specific, so I supposedly didn't have anything to worry about). They were probably transmitted from his mother. He was scratching so bad he would have seizures. Cost me a pretty penny for two months of meds to kill off the scabies, as well as the multiple visits. Trying to get a guinea pig to take medicine is a pain in the ass.
--tg
Re: The Cat - Greg_phpbb3_import1 - 11-13-2009
(Waiting for the Hollywood joke)
I thought it was gerbils that were the pain in the ass?
Pets, got to love them.
We got these appetite stimulants for the cat - Drunk Monk - 11-16-2009
And I pulled that cat claw out of my palm with my teeth, just like Rambo sewed himself up with a fishhook and some dental floss. Oh wait, you mean extract the cat's claws from the cat? Oh hell no. Where's the sport in that? Might as well have a guinea pig.