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Cruz - Printable Version +- Forums (http://www.brotherhoodofdoom.com/doomForum) +-- Forum: Doom Discussions (http://www.brotherhoodofdoom.com/doomForum/forumdisplay.php?fid=5) +--- Forum: Travel (http://www.brotherhoodofdoom.com/doomForum/forumdisplay.php?fid=19) +--- Thread: Cruz (/showthread.php?tid=2736) |
Walking the pom in tevas on the beach in November... - Drunk Monk - 11-18-2013 ...how the pom got in my tevas, I'll never know. There is a dark side to the Cruz. There are a lot of parasites. I remember having issues with this a quarter century ago. Not only are there the homeless and the egocentric hippie kids, there are the fleas. I am at war with fleas. The pom and the cat bring them in despite regular doses of frontline and advantage. My veg family doesn't attract them like me. They don't have all that tasty fish oil and rich shellfish bottom feeder sludge (like biscuits and gravy of the sea) coursing through their veins. Cruz fleas are highly evolved. They can penetrate the thickest sun-tanned and sea-toughened surfer skin, straight through the wetsuit even. They can cope with the wickedly illicit bloodstreams of Cruzians, dropping a bolus of non-coagulant that expands to 10 times their mass, like PPFY dropping a post-hulkburger bomb at Lynch manor, leaving an itchy scar the size of a fava bean that lasts for weeks. And they target the soft and tenders. You know what I mean. Embarrassing places to scratch. Man, I wish I could be that toxic to my enemies. The neighborhood cats have been bullying my poor tamed feral, who thinks she's a street cat, but was really adopted by us at such a young age that she only retains the attitude, but not the street fighting skillz. They have intimidated her into staying in the bungalow at night, so she's taken to pooping in the shower, which is just the loveliest thing to wake up to as I groggily prep for HWY17. She has ruined two of our throw carpets now (cat pee is so freaking persistent). Re: Walking the pom in tevas on the beach in November... - thatguy - 11-18-2013 Drunk Monk Wrote:The neighborhood cats have been bullying my poor tamed feral, who thinks she's a street cat, but was really adopted by us at such a young age that she only retains the attitude, but not the street fighting skillz. They have intimidated her into staying in the bungalow at night, so she's taken to pooping in the shower, which is just the loveliest thing to wake up to as I groggily prep for HWY17. She has ruined two of our throw carpets now (cat pee is so freaking persistent). I was going to say that this sounds like the makings of a martial arts movie, but you'll have to take some liberties with the story... --tg There was a cat vs. dog fight scene in some flick... - Drunk Monk - 11-25-2013 I can't remember the name of it tho. It's really funny. Maybe it was Blue Jean Monster. Here's an NYT article that explains why sea watching has been just amazing this year in the Cruz. Quote:With Extra Anchovies, Deluxe Whale Watching<!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.nytimes.com/2013/11/25/us/with-extra-anchovies-deluxe-whale-watching.html?hpw&rref=science&_r=0">http://www.nytimes.com/2013/11/25/us/wi ... ience&_r=0</a><!-- m --> The darkside of Seabright - Drunk Monk - 02-19-2014 It's been a rough month in my 'hood. Two weeks ago, someone drove their car into the lobby of the Rio, our local theater, took out the ticket kiosk, and slashed himself with the broken shards of glass. He cut an artery and died. Last week, just after the rains, Seabright beach was closed because some 300 hypodermic needles washed up on the shore, run-off from the rains no doubt. Yesterday, Seabright went on lockdown in search of two felons, one armed and dangerous. They escaped capture. I blame Mercury-in-retrograde. Re: Santa Cruz - Greg_phpbb3_import1 - 02-19-2014 Wow. I'm staying in the Heights. Except for last weeks drive by of five people. Quote:On Tuesday, just after 3:00pm, a group of guys (5) in a black vehicle drove up Mercury and shot 14-15 rounds at Neighbors standing around the area. It just happened that an unmarked patrol unit was very close and observed the incident and pursued the fleeing suspect vehicle toward Lincoln Heights, where several guys jumped out of the car, as the driver continued at a high speed to China Town. It is really sad with all the improvements and positive change in our community, that outsiders come and target our community with violence. At least they caught your perps - Drunk Monk - 02-19-2014 Our armed felon and our hypo dumper are still at large. The Rio crasher, well...he dead. Tomorrow T's class goes out on a beach clean-up field trip. It's with Save Our Shores, which is a great group and they have protocols for dealing with hypos. Did I ever tell you of when we got sent a dirty hypo here at the mag office? I must have. Greg Wrote:the driver continued at a high speed to China Town.This is a great line. I hope I can poach that for something. Re: Santa Cruz - Greg_phpbb3_import1 - 02-19-2014 I vaguely remember the dirty hypo story. Re: Santa Cruz - thatguy - 02-19-2014 When I hear the sirens, I tune into: <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/344">http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/344</a><!-- m --> I had the app, but the updated it and it doesn't work with my version of iOS anymore. :-p --tg When I hear sirens, I run... - Drunk Monk - 02-20-2014 ...whether I run towards them or away from them depends on what's in my pockets at the moment. Actually, that's the old DM. Nowadays, dm typically only packs two knives and a tactical pen. Quite tame, really, quite tame. The dirty hypo story In my work with RM & JM, I deal with more than my share of hypos. Ever try to stick someone in manual restraint? If they jump, the needle could break, or go flying. One of my RN friends died from AIDS because of a needle stick he got at work. Very sad. So I'm touchy about needles - or 'sharps' as they say in medicine - which is ironic since I work with sharps all the time. We get a lot of weird mail here in the office - psycho stuff, manifestos, a lot of stuff from prisons (I swear I could double our subscriber numbers if we weren't blocked by such institutions). We had this guy from a UK asylum mailing us some crazy manifestos. He mailed us one with a package of powdered cheese soup. He mailed us another with a dirty hypo. G2 stuck her hand in the envelope and pulled out the hypo and said "what's this?" I told her to freeze and delicately removed it from her grasp. I contacted my friends in NPD as well as the local post master and they both said there wasn't too much to be done but keep in as evidence in case more came. I now have to keep an X file, where I deposit all of the wacky missives. It's two folders thick now and overflowing. There's some great stuff in there if you like reading manifestos. There's also a securely wrapped dirty hypo. Re: Santa Cruz - cranefly - 02-20-2014 Don't forget to be updating your KFTCM X Files thread now and then. http://brotherhoodofdoom.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=2486&p=17013&hilit=x+file#p17013 still lagging there. sorry. - Drunk Monk - 02-20-2014 We haven't had any really good nutty letters lately. Nothing worth sharing. Cruzin - Drunk Monk - 10-09-2014 [youtube]A3ytTKZf344[/youtube] Ttt 4 2015 - Drunk Monk - 06-12-2015 I stayed at my moms last night and read my notebook from my first year in grad school at ucsc. I've kept notebooks all my life...a writer affectation perhaps. I was really messed up back then, really drugged out, trying to find my way. It's hard to read because it gets rather incoherent during my binges. Trying to describe those trips reminded me what a hack writer I can be. I was struck by how often DOOM came up as a grounding source between dead shows and such. Ppfy, tg, ed, even Greg...I even found my notes for my best man toast for lb's 1st wedding. This is over a quarter century late but thanks brothers. Santa Cruz is a much better place for me now Need to be starting your memoirs, DM... - cranefly - 06-12-2015 ...to be titled, Not a Metaphor but It Should Be. my odd hood - Drunk Monk - 08-20-2015 Just before I was about to take the hill (HWY17), I was outside tossing the ball for my pom (Not a Metaphor but It Should Be). This guy comes from across the street, shirtless, tattooed, and carrying a baseball bat.... |