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Don't let him scare you - The Queen - 08-25-2006
The sewage issue appears to have been successfully addressed, and this morning's ant invasion repelled. And you don't mind a psychotic feline roommate or two, right?
Psychotic felines make me feel at home... - Drunk Monk - 08-25-2006
...especially if they bring dead reptiles into the house. Of course, I am allergic to cats, but that's why there's claritin. Tara loves kitties, but gets disappointed if they are shy around 6 year olds, which a lot of cats are.
Stay tuned, we'll keep you updated. And thanks again for the offer.
Bring the Claratin and prepare Tara... - The Queen - 08-25-2006
for disappointment as far as the cats are concerned. McCrae will probably spend the length of your visit in the closet and Pixel will remain under the futon. However, as they never leave the room, it's highly unlikely you'll get any unexpected "presents." And of course Preston will be happy to pay attention to Tara, especially if she feeds him. Cuchulain will most likely, as always, hide behind Greg or I, as he's convinced that all other living beings must necessarily be avoided.
right... - Drunk Monk - 08-25-2006
...well as long as there's one pet that's petable by a six year old, and no raw sewage, she should be content.
change of plans - Drunk Monk - 08-29-2006
The timing of our scheduling changed so we're going directly to D-land and back. This means we'll probably have to forego the kind hospitality of Lynch Manor. It's going to be one of those lightning attacks, get the kid in and out quickly before school starts and with minimal impact to the wallet.
Thanks so much for the offer. Sorry for the false alarm. Didn't want to make y'all clean up raw sewage unnecessarily....
You are always welcome - Greg_phpbb3_import1 - 08-29-2006
Every one is. Just bring mops and shots to prevent hepatitus.
Thanks for that - Drunk Monk - 08-29-2006
It's Tara's last fling before back to school and time became precious. So we're going direct to the D-land Best Western where she can hang out for the rest of the afternoon/evening and swim. She loves hotels. Also, we can cook there, so we can save a few more $$.
This thread has more posts than most of our forums - Drunk Monk - 03-14-2007
http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=45210
- Dr. Ivor Yeti - 03-14-2007
Uh...could you maybe give us the highlights? That is a whole lot of lameness right there; those people all need to get outside and mingle a little.
On the other hand, it is cool that you have minions. You should maybe get them to commit group suicide to prove their loyatly. Or send you money. Or both.
-PPFY
Who is this Gene Ching? - Greg_phpbb3_import1 - 03-15-2007
I only know of this Drunk Monk. And I don't think I'd piss on him even if he was on fire. Plus, it would be much cooler if he was actually born on February 29th as planned.
Oh there's more.. - Drunk Monk - 03-22-2007
http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=45412
http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=45318
I'm rather flattered actually. It's a brilliant riposte from our forum. I ttted all my HBD threads for my BD just for laughs.
Sigh - Greg_phpbb3_import1 - 03-23-2007
Time to make biggger hats and widen the doorways, DM is coming. Maybe your head is what killed the Prius?
Good Friday - Drunk Monk - 04-09-2007
On Good Friday, I spent my morning getting kicked in the face by the women's all-around Asian Games wushu champion.
The things you learn - The Queen - 05-25-2007
Part of my job involves helping court reporters and captioners troubleshoot issues in files and as a result I read testimony from various transcripts. While the vast majority of what I read is boring as heck, a segment I read this morning was very educational.
Read the following transcript excerpt and then let me know: did you know that these were returnable items?
"Q. Now, when you're cleaning merchandise what kind of merchandise are you cleaning?
A. The merchandise in the store?
Q. Um-hum.
A. I mean, it's different things. Like in the lotions and lube section you have to pull the lotions and lubes off the shelf, you have to spray it down, wipe it clean, put them back. The cock-rings, once they're purchased there is a 30-day return policy and we have to disinfect them which is shown in the video. We have anal plugs, same applies with them. We have several different types of vibrators that not only have to be cleaned but I do have to demonstrate to the customers how they work and I do that quite a bit. I have to take it out, put the batteries in, let them see the different functions. That's in the video as well and you can see how it jerks my hands at times. We have dildos, same applies. Do you want me to keep going? We have magazines, lingerie. We--
Q. Okay. I think His Honor gets the idea."
By the way, this is a worker's comp case. I didn't ask what the injury was but my guess is carpal tunnel from repetetive motion...
This is not a post - cranefly - 05-25-2007
This is not a post.
Treat it as an RSVP for the previous post.
In other words...
Why the hell hasn't anyone responded to the Queen's post?
I've been trying to come up with something myself. You know, like a lame newspaper headline: "Hand Jobs Do Job on Hands." But nothing even remotely worthy.
So.
Can't anyone come up with something?
I mean, if there was ever a forum with expertise in the timely riposte, I would think this is it.
And yet there is only silence...
... as if the Queen had intimidated the zing out of us all...
--cranefly