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RE: Mercury in Retrograde - thatguy - 04-04-2024
(04-04-2024, 03:02 PM)Drunk Monk Wrote: Delaying a pleasant lunch is exactly the sort of thing that mere would mess with...
No soup for you!
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RE: Mercury in Retrograde - Dr. Ivor Yeti - 04-04-2024
(04-04-2024, 03:02 PM)Drunk Monk Wrote: Delaying a pleasant lunch is exactly the sort of thing that mere would mess with...
What's a "mere"?
Oh, man, that typo is sooooooo Merc-in-Ret! Doom, Despair, & Agony on thee! Deep, dark depression, excessive misery! If it weren't for Merc/ret you'd have no luck at all! Doom, Despair, & Agony on thee!
RE: Mercury in Retrograde - King Bob - 04-05-2024
A plague on both your houses.
RE: Mercury in Retrograde - Dr. Ivor Yeti - 04-05-2024
(04-05-2024, 08:44 AM)King Bob Wrote: A plague on both your houses.
!!!!!
It's mercury-filled tardigrades for you, Mister!
RE: Mercury in Retrograde - Drunk Monk - 04-05-2024
Today got off to a rough start.
On the good side, Tara secured an amazing summer job/internship with Orrick, a major law firm voted No. 16 on Fortune’s 2024 list of the best workplaces in the United States. She will be making more money there than I have ever made. We are so proud.
However, that jammed up a yoga retreat in Hawaii that Stacy was planning. Tara has to come back early from that to start the new job and getting a new flight back proved to be a supreme hassle. As she was telling me this, I got notified about a major error I caused on the YMAA website and had to scramble to get it fixed. It was totally my fault and demanded immediate attention. I managed to fix it but all this morning chaos jammed our chance to go to yoga this morning.
And now hail? srsly?
My weather app says partly cloudy.
RE: Mercury in Retrograde - Drunk Monk - 04-07-2024
I only have room for one weapons rack in our bungalow. It’s a nice gun rack upon which I store two fav swords - my custom dao from Hong Kong and my jian from Lam Sifu. One of the nails pulled out randomly yesterday. Fixing it my be troublesome because there isn’t much real estate for a new position and it tore our the drywall.
Stacy has been having trouble with the sauna heater. It hasn’t turned on for her. I can turn it on but for some reason, she can’t.
RE: Mercury in Retrograde - King Bob - 04-07-2024
Drywall fix? Sounds like a job for the G-Man! How can you entice him?
RE: Mercury in Retrograde - Greg - 04-07-2024
DM already turned in his help me chit for this month.
RE: Mercury in Retrograde - Drunk Monk - 04-07-2024
(04-07-2024, 11:25 AM)Greg Wrote: help me chit
Sounds like the chorus of a mariachi song.
RE: Mercury in Retrograde - Drunk Monk - 04-09-2024
Eclipse edition
Bottles threw up in darth. Then I hit my head so hard on the overhang from the roof over our dryer that I had to sit down afterwards and check my scalp to see if I was bleeding.
RE: Mercury in Retrograde - King Bob - 04-09-2024
Small scalp cuts from hitting my head are my specialty. I do it a lot. My spatial awareness apparently has a blank spot where my head is going.
RE: Mercury in Retrograde - Dr. Ivor Yeti - 04-09-2024
My excuse for always wearing a beanie is that I’m bald and my head gets cold. The truth is that it offers protection from my many head-bumpings
RE: Mercury in Retrograde - Drunk Monk - 04-09-2024
There's a bruise and a scab.
A small one.
I only notice if I poke at it.
Like I did just now...
There's this beautiful bouganvilla tree in our front yard. It shifted during the rains. Thought it might fall over. I've hit my head on that fucking branch so many goddam times in my decade plus of living there. You'd think I'd learn. But now it leans more. That tree feckn owns me.
RE: Mercury in Retrograde - Greg - 04-10-2024
One word: pruning.
RE: Mercury in Retrograde - Drunk Monk - 04-10-2024
That tree would only reach out to me more. It's out to get me.