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Quitter - Greg_phpbb3_import1 - 03-01-2006
Pumpkin's Big Orange Ass would be better. But Steel Cleavage still rocks the house. But Ghandi's Spitting Bitch does have a certain ring. The important thing you overlook, we need to be in a rock band. I think only King Bob holds that distinction in the brotherhood.
Just think of the T-shirts if Steel Cleavage toured with Ghandi's Bitch.
Band names? - Dr. Ivor Yeti - 03-05-2006
Better than "Stop that Pigeon"? Better than "Kicking Wiccans"? Better than "The Faux Bohemians"?
alright with the band names already... - Drunk Monk - 03-07-2006
To get back OT, here's our Oscar night dialog.
T: It's hot out here for a pick?
DM: It's hard out here for a pimp.
T: Oh. What's a pimp?
DM: Uhhh, some one who sells some one else. Not a good person.
T: Is that why they're yelling instead of singing?
DM: Probably.
Random dialogue - Drunk Monk - 03-12-2006
T: Lousy?
DM: It means full of louses...I mean lice. It means full of lice.
T: What are lice?
DM: Kinda like the fleas on Redbell. Little bugs that suck your blood. Only lice don't jump like fleas.
T: I know some one who is lousy.
DM: You do? Really?
T: Yeah...real lousy!
DM: Who?
T: Cole.
DM: Cole?!
T: Cole is very lousy!
Hmph! - Dr. Ivor Yeti - 03-13-2006
See if I offer her any more good names for bands!
No, no , NO! "Yeti" not "Lousy"!
-PPFY
From the Mouths of Babes - Greg_phpbb3_import1 - 03-13-2006
It's time for the book!
Ok, ok... - Drunk Monk - 03-13-2006
One of the kids that Tara went to pre-K with was named Cole and I guess he caught head lice once. Of course, when she first came out with that, all I could think of was my two years living with the PPFY.
food analogy - Drunk Monk - 04-19-2006
"Eating the whipped cream on hot chocolate is like eating the heart of the artichoke" - T
Stacy begs to differ. Being lactose intolerent makes me disagree too, but it made for a lively family discussion.
- El Dingo - 04-19-2006
Are you sure by 'artichoke' she didn't mean 'sinner'?
nah, she's a stalwart vegetarian - only artichoke hearts - Drunk Monk - 04-20-2006
Last night's conversation:
phone: ring!
S: why don't you get it?
T: hello? yes? yes. who can i say is calling? oh. here daddy.
G: who is it?
T: Kali
G: who?!
T: She said her name was Kali.
S: giggles
G: hello?
phone: click! dial tone...
G: are you sure that was Kali?
T: that's what it sounded like.
G: oh great. Kali is calling me.
S; more giggles
phone: ring!
S: you better get it this time. it's probably Shiva.
Boo, scary - The Queen - 04-21-2006
And I thought telemarketers were bad. Is there a no-call list for Hindu gods?
With a name like Tara, the gods are always calling - Drunk Monk - 04-27-2006
T: Can words have more than one meaning?
G: Sure. Most do.
T: Does meaning have another meaning?
G: Sure. unnh, wait, what do you mean?
T: Like mean meaning mean.
- El Dingo - 04-27-2006
I think Tara needs to start coming to Doom gatherings.
solution - Dr. Ivor Yeti - 04-30-2006
beatings administered twice daily, move her into broomcloset. do not release until she stops being so damned precosciuos. I still can't see what I am writing.
Interesting - Haggis Killer - 05-01-2006
It seems that PPFY is posting from another space/time continuum. His keyboard and mouse are in one localization, his body and monitor in another, and his head in yet another. Freaky, man! I'll head over to Dark Carnival today at lunch, see if I can scare up some Chluthu mythologies that might explain things a bit.
Until then, everyone hold your breath and only walk on your left foot.