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RE: I'm more broken than you - Drunk Monk - 06-26-2025
(06-26-2025, 08:31 AM)Greg Wrote: You might be an oldy oldster.
Might? I think the one thing we've established here on D00M is that we're all old oldsters.
I can walk. I CAN WALK!
Still might skip iaido tonight. Not at 100% yet.
RE: I'm more broken than you - Greg - 06-26-2025
At this stage of your ankle, skipping would be contra-indicated.....
RE: I'm more broken than you - Drunk Monk - 06-26-2025
I'm hoping to be back in skankin mode by tomorrow.
More so for Saturday.
RE: I'm more broken than you - thatguy - 06-26-2025
We have a forum thread devoted to complaining about aches and pains. We just need one to post about the weather and we are set...
--tg
RE: I'm more broken than you - thatguy - 06-26-2025
https://theonion.com/slightly-older-sources-report-if-you-think-body-feels-bad-now-just-wait/
Quote:Slightly Older Sources Report If You Think Body Feels Bad Now, Just Wait
The Onion Staff
Published: June 26, 2025
EAU CLAIRE, WI—Massaging their stiff shoulders and necks while remarking that they wish they’d known how good they had it when they were your age, slightly older sources reported Thursday that if you think your body feels bad now, just you wait. “Hoo boy, you might think things hurt already, but buckle up, because this is just the beginning,” said one source, who despite being just four years older than you repeatedly warned that in terms of walking, bending, and even sleeping, it was all downhill from the age you are now. “Maybe you feel a little sore first thing in the morning, but take it from me, one day you’ll wake up and—bam! Your fingers will be swollen like grapefruits. I’ve got joints with bone-on-bone contact, I’ve got a slipped disk, and every time I stand up, I audibly moan. Talk to me in a few years, buddy. Because soon, you too will be in a world of pain.” At press time, wheezing sources whispered that if you thought doctors were fast and loose with painkillers now, hold on to your fucking horses...
![[Image: Slightly_Older_Sources_NIB_IHA_GR_copy.jpg?w=1024]](https://theonion.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/Slightly_Older_Sources_NIB_IHA_GR_copy.jpg?w=1024)
--tg
RE: I'm more broken than you - Drunk Monk - 06-27-2025
Still a bit achy but still improving. Just took Yuki for a walk and that was fine.
Still a mysterious injury. But it's my left ankle, and as I often say, death will come to me from the left.
RE: I'm more broken than you - Drunk Monk - 06-28-2025
My ankle is all better now. WTF?
Was it two days of hiking last weekend? I wore hiking boots so I had ankle support.
Was it some reoccurring geeze disease that will flare up when I have some big walking demand?
Was it ninjas poisoning my socks again?
Now we wake from a dream
Well, baby
Want was that?
RE: I'm more broken than you - Greg - 06-28-2025
(06-28-2025, 08:32 AM)Drunk Monk Wrote: Now we wake from a dream
Well, baby
Want was that?
Want was that? And you call yourself a Lorde fan.....
RE: I'm more broken than you - Drunk Monk - 06-28-2025
Feckin spelchuk
Somehow, my iphone spelchuk has learned the word Thar and it replaces that with Thar a lot. Spelchuk will be the death of me and it’ll come from the lift.
RE: I'm more broken than you - Dr. Ivor Yeti - 06-28-2025
(06-28-2025, 12:19 PM)Drunk Monk Wrote: Feckin spelchuk
Somehow, my iphone spelchuk has learned the word Thar and it replaces that with Thar a lot. Spelchuk will be the death of me and it’ll come from the *lift*.
Was that…deliberate?
If so, well-played, sir.
RE: I'm more broken than you - Drunk Monk - 06-29-2025
Thar I canna seh…