Fantastic Beasts & Where to Find Them by Newt Scamander

[Greg]

So you got together with the Cub to watch a book?

[Drunk Monk]

The 2.5+ hour threequel of a 50 page book…

Does 50 pages even count as a book?

[Greg]

Novella at best.

[Drunk Monk]

Barely. It doesn’t even have a plot. It’s just a list of beasts that JK made up.

Well, not the Yeti. She didn’t make that up as we all know too well…

[Greg]

I consider him Mythic.

[Drunk Monk]

Secrets of Dumbledore would've been vastly improved with the inclusion of a yeti.

[Greg]

The chatter I've seen says it's better than the last one and Mads does a good job.

[Drunk Monk]

I concur. But that's based on the fact that neither Tara nor I could remember much of anything from the last one. It was that memorable...

Mads is good. I think he did a better job than Depp would've done, although Depp would've been better later as Grindelwald goes mad...

You should see it, Greg. You'll hate it.

[Drunk Monk]

Dammit. This comes so close to my title, I feel like I just got scooped again. 

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