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Lobster (2015) by Yorgos Lanthimos - cranefly - 08-19-2016 Another huge disappointment. This movie is very slow moving. Why, on top of this, would they then add long slow motion sequences? Jesus Christ! The dialog is infantile, and people pause for a long time between their exchanges. I suspect this is to ensure the audience has sufficient time to ponder the profound nature of the drivel. I'm fine with weird world-building or society-building, as long as there's some thought behind it, and rules by which things operate. This was incredibly shallow, with no credibility to it at all. There's also lots of voice-over. I can accept that, if well-done. But there are places where characters have a slow conversation, and then as they sit there in silence, there's voice-over repeating everything they just said to each other. Still if there's compelling characters, I can forgive a lot. Too bad all these characters are despicable and utterly uninteresting. This reminds me of great literary writers attempting to do science fiction. They invariably fall flat on their face -- because they don't get it. I'm way overdue for a decent movie. Maybe Netflix will finally send me Shaolin Grandma (very long wait) or maybe Karaoke Terror. Or Horrors of Spider Island. Because I deserve the very best. Not this crap. Cancel Shaolin Grandma - Drunk Monk - 08-19-2016 Shaolin Grandma sux. http://www.brotherhoodofdoom.com/doomForum/showthread.php?tid=2553 I don't need another suck-fest just yet - cranefly - 08-19-2016 Thanks for the heads up, DM. Just removed Shaolin Grandma from my queue. Guess I should've known you'd seen and reviewed it. Ah, almost midnight. Time to watch my recording of tonight's Olympics (I only watch the track and field segments). of course! - Drunk Monk - 08-21-2016 (08-19-2016, 11:59 PM)cranefly Wrote: Thanks for the heads up, DM. Just removed Shaolin Grandma from my queue. That's what we do here. Hey cf, u up for another Chinese 3D flick this Friday? Jack Tu's Time Raiders opens, and I gotta see it. Time Raiders it is - cranefly - 08-21-2016 Yes, let's do it. I really really enjoy wearing funny glasses. Hmmm. I know all about Jack Tu, but don't think I've seen him yet in film. Those glasses look good on you - Drunk Monk - 08-21-2016 Jack has been in a few Jackie flicks but he's super hard to find, harder than a Marvel Easter egg. I posted a trailer for this in our Coming Soon forum. I won't know the times or even the location until later in the week. I'm guessing Cupertino Square again, maybe Mercado or Great Mall too. I'll touch base with you on this on Thursday if not earlier. Gigi really wants to see this too. If she goes when we do, I'll try to get her to spring for tix & popcorn. RE: Lobster (2015) by Yorgos Lanthimos - Drunk Monk - 12-24-2018 I got about halfway through this based more on cf's previous mention, until I got sleepy and decided to switch over to other Netflix offerings. Is it working for me? Not really. Pudgy neurotic Colin is a big nope. Not sure if I'll finish it. Maybe I might just to see if it goes anywhere. It's interesting to see how Yorgos works with Rachel and Olivia in very different roles that with The FavoUrite. I'm hoping there's some metaphor or message in the end, but given cf's previous comments, I'm skeptical. One thing is for sure - Yorgos has an oddly dispassionate take on sex. RE: Lobster (2015) by Yorgos Lanthimos - Drunk Monk - 01-06-2019 I finished this. It was quirky and slow, but my overall reaction wasn't as negative as cfs. Mind you, my reaction was negative - this sux in that pretentious art film sort of way, but I was amused by some of the randomness, like the camel. Actually, that kinda made it worse because it kept me watching. The ending was completely unsatisfactory crappy-French-art-film sort of way. RE: Lobster (2015) by Yorgos Lanthimos - Drunk Monk - 07-29-2021 Totally off topic but I had to post this somewhere. Quote:Officials warn of 'acid-shooting land lobsters' roaming a national park in Texas ...because Acid-shooting Land Lobsters is a great band name... RE: Lobster (2015) by Yorgos Lanthimos - thatguy - 07-29-2021 Personally, I like "The Vinegaroons" KB will probably remember since one Otis, was a science teacher there, but in Jr High, at Kennedy, they had one in a specimen in a jar, among other treasures like the "two-faced cat" (another good band name)... I enjoyed 7th grade science w/Mr. Jones so much that I was his TA in 8th grade and got to visit the specimens frequently. --tg RE: Lobster (2015) by Yorgos Lanthimos - thatguy - 01-26-2022 I watched The Lobster the other night and while it was slow and quirky, I wasn't put off by it. I think the slowness and the drolling, dead pan narration were just part of the atmosphere. Speaking of "oeuvre", I had a Humanities professor at SJSU, Mr. Caldwell I think...when he wasn't reminding you that he went to Cambridge (or was it Oxford), or that "Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny", he was telling you that Oedipus's eyes represented his testicles and his final act was in actuality a castration. I couldn't help thinking of that while watching this as the allegory was thick... No one mentioned John C Reilly is in this, as well as Ben Wishaw (Rabbi Milligan in Fargo Season 4) --tg RE: Lobster (2015) by Yorgos Lanthimos - thatguy - 01-26-2022 I have such a vague memory of this. I don't know why but The Lobster made me think of this Spike Milligan movie I saw on TV with my sister when I was pretty little (probably around '74). The Bedsitting Room (1969) Maybe it's the absurdity. Enjoy! --tg RE: Lobster (2015) by Yorgos Lanthimos - thatguy - 02-08-2022 I forgot to mention one of the best lines from The Lobster, from the loner leader: "We dance alone. That's why we only play electronic music." --tg |