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Shiver me timbers. It's September 19th - Drunk Monk - 09-19-2007
It's that day again. Arrrrgh.
And Still - Greg_phpbb3_import1 - 09-19-2007
No response. Or is it a hidden day. We should just start talking about Ninja Day. But never mention a date, because you'll know when you know.
Aye... - cranefly - 09-19-2007
Bear with me. I'm not exactly fluent.
But it would be downright criminal to let Greg flounder here alone.
First off, a bit of news. Me and me matey've bin hitched 8 year to the day.
meaning we got licensed to do the licentious by cap'n DM hisself on this here date 8 years yore....
Hmmm. This is tough....
Blimey. Can I use blimey?
I feel a haiku creepin on.
Roses are red
violets are blue
you better stand back
'cause I got the flu
Fuck. I give up.
Keel-haul me.
- Dr. Ivor Yeti - 09-19-2007
Arrrrrrr...so ye married yer cabin-boy, didja? And ye say "he" is really a "she" do ye? Yer a sick bastard fer certain, Mr. Fly. It goes agin Th' Code, it does, Mr. Fly, and keel-haulin' be too good fer ye, ye scurvy, haiku-mauling, parrot-scragger!
Parrot Scragger? - Greg_phpbb3_import1 - 09-20-2007
I now know what I want tattooed across my chest in six inch high letters.
Am I mistaken? - Haggis Killer - 09-20-2007
I thought that was The Yeti's new pirate handle. You know, "Hi there! I'm Parrot Scragger, new bilge flusher of the Queen of Scranton. Pleased to meet'cha."
No?
- Dr. Ivor Yeti - 09-20-2007
Rrrrrrr, scraggin' parrots is a fine an noble calling, you tar-sippin' cabin-monkeys!
We can't even beat chickens - Greg_phpbb3_import1 - 09-25-2007
![[Image: chickenninja2.jpg]](http://www.savagechickens.com/images/chickenninja2.jpg)
Chu Chi Ling (Tailor in Kung Fu Hustle) vs. ninjas - Drunk Monk - 09-27-2007
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWo497Dy9ec
I can't believe I never thought of this - King Bob - 10-08-2007
Suddenly it hit me - pirates have all the drinking and wenching. Not to mention the sea chanteys. What do ninjas have to compare to that?
Surely that puts pirates one up?
ok, you got us on the sea chanteys - Drunk Monk - 10-08-2007
but as for wenches, you must view the following two clips must be viewed in order. then you'll understand.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-SLsA_Opybw&mode=related&search=
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ThpdB-W89gg
NSFW
http://youtube.com/watch?v=loeQspSr3fc
tennis anyone?
strange - King Bob - 10-10-2007
He's a ninja, a playa, and he has likes goofy telephones.
Samuel L Bronkowitz presents... - Greg_phpbb3_import1 - 10-10-2007
I don't think those clips really helped the cause, DM.
- El Dingo - 10-12-2007
I don't want to start a panic, but there is a new threat to the Ninja/Pirate debate.
Zombies are getting really popular.
I mean, I'm not prejudiced or anything (like many of you, I have Zombie friends), but this forum was founded on the principles of senseless violence and activities of questionable legality.
Eating brains was never on the agenda.
So stay alert, if even one of us gets infected it can spread through DOOM faster than a shuriken in a wind tunnel:
Zombie Infection Simulator
Re: ok, you got us on the sea chanteys - thatguy - 10-12-2007
Drunk Monk Wrote:but as for wenches, you must view the following two clips must be viewed in order. then you'll understand.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-SLsA_Opybw&mode=related&search=
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ThpdB-W89gg
NSFW
http://youtube.com/watch?v=loeQspSr3fc
tennis anyone?
Wow...Do they reveal who gave the woman from Ninja Terminator crabs? I bet it was a pirate...
--TG