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Oh my God - Greg_phpbb3_import1 - 12-05-2006

I think I just wet myself from laughing. I wish we owned cats.


it would suck to lose to this guy - Drunk Monk - 12-14-2006

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWhByQuLSPI


Wouldn't it suck more - Greg_phpbb3_import1 - 12-14-2006

to be the guy who lost to the limbless guy?


I could beat him - cranefly - 12-14-2006

I'm sure I could outpoint him in a mixed martial arts match.
I'd just keep running around him and kicking him from a distance.
Yeah, I could outpoint him -- as long as I stayed clear of his pounces....

--cranefly


speaking of challenged challengers.... - Drunk Monk - 12-15-2006

...y'all remember Crippled Masters, right? It made Maxim's top ten MA flick list.
http://www.maximonline.com/slideshows/videos/kungfu.aspx?film=3


Too Many DM posts - Greg_phpbb3_import1 - 12-16-2006

I will way in.

Want to start your own martial arts School but don't know where to begin?

I give you this:

MAS Generator


Sounds interesting - The Queen - 12-16-2006

I checked out that link, and it suggested "The School of the Whirlwind. It has a popular reputation for mercilessness, and has a casual, but important, focus on travel skills."

Sounds like an appropriate school for me. I do could use martial arts travel skills -- perhaps there's a particular technique to deal with other people's misbehaving children (especially the seat kickers and those having ear-splitting tantrums), talkers who won't shut up even after you're pointedly ignoring them, sleepers who invade what limited personal space you've got, etc.


Evil link - The Queen - 12-16-2006

http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=jokegrimoire

Same as above with an interesting variation. I'd love the ingredients and wording for some of these. And I'm sure that DM would find them helpful for dealing with his Prius. :-)


ninjas, pumas and michelle - Drunk Monk - 12-21-2006

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gb-OasHUWc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrx9UM06rQ8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULUVYZjsqG8
http://www.puma.com/holiday/pindex.jsp


What I really want to know... - King Bob - 12-21-2006

is what kind of shoes the Ninjas were wearing


Shaolin con monks - Drunk Monk - 12-21-2006

Quote:Criminal 'monks'
Tuesday, 5th December 2006, 23:53
LIFE STYLE EXTRA (UK) - A group of nineteen Chinese men have been detained by police after conning people out of money by impersonating monks.

The detainees are part of a group of 50 men who have been selling fake or shoddy goods in the district of Wuhou, in the city of Chengdu.

The group have shaved heads and wear monk robes and claim to be from the "Shaolin Temple Martial Arts Performing Troupe".

A local police officer said: "They aren't monks, they are con artists."

Intimidated residents notified police of the group's activities, and when they arrived on the scene they found the gang attacking journalists who had been trying to film them.

Around 180 officers were called to the scene and gave chase when the 'monks'

sped off in two vehicles. Only 19 members were detained and the others are under investigation.
http://www.lse.co.uk/BizarreNews.asp?Code=BG55980X&headline=criminal_monks


food for thought - Greg_phpbb3_import1 - 12-21-2006

I bet we could pass. Who wouldn't believe the brotherhood was a sect of Shaolin monks?


1st page of a google image search, baby.... - Drunk Monk - 12-21-2006

...and there's more in successive pages.
[Image: uniforms_shaolin_style_robes.jpg]


Sure looks like DM on the left - Greg_phpbb3_import1 - 12-21-2006

Dm, our own shaolin monk. How sweet.


time for your MMA lessons - Drunk Monk - 01-09-2007

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5Lsbs7JTaM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STmres_Q3mA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pkMC-A9O34
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAn6_aFdano
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUbsuYBJIRw