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RE: Who is this guy? - Drunk Monk - 02-21-2021
Dinah Hamlet is a stupid fake name, typical of what a dumb bot would generate.
Hamlet Dinah, on the other hand, is a great name, like something out of a grand Victorian era novel.
RE: Who is this guy? - Greg - 02-22-2021
But she sells Puma Basket Hearts! And who doesn't want one of those?
RE: Who is this guy? - Greg - 02-23-2021
Come on! You have to buy everything Quintina Eisenhower is selling. Especially the PULSURA PANDORA!
RE: Who is this guy? - Drunk Monk - 02-23-2021
Of course Quintina Eisenhower is slinging pulsura pandoras. She (they?) has such a cyberpunk name. Pps bring a good price in the outer rim because they run on either dilithiun or kyber crystals.
RE: Who is this guy? - Drunk Monk - 02-23-2021
Grace Lancelot
If Double-O-twelve had Bond girls... but he doesn't because nobody cares about 0012.
RE: Who is this guy? - Greg - 02-25-2021
It's the week of sales! Martha Kitty is selling Monsoon Babies! Don't miss the once in a lifetime opportunity.
RE: Who is this guy? - Drunk Monk - 02-25-2021
Martha Kitty and the Monsoon Babies is a killer anime.
RE: Who is this guy? - cranefly - 03-01-2021
Samantha Ross is an imaginary person in our simulated reality -- which makes her the only one who's real.
And a legit post at that?
Real people don't need to sell anything.
RE: Who is this guy? - Drunk Monk - 03-01-2021
(03-01-2021, 12:46 PM)cranefly Wrote: Samantha Ross is an imaginary person in our simulated reality -- which makes her the only one who's real.WTaF?
And a legit post at that?
Real people don't need to sell anything.
RE: Who is this guy? - Greg - 03-01-2021
That was odd.
RE: Who is this guy? - Drunk Monk - 03-01-2021
Wait... you deleted Sam? She must've been a serious ninjette to get in this deep. DOOM needs more ninjettes.
Sandra Joel is another tranny. Used to be Joel Sandra. They have come to remind us what spammers are all about lest ninjette Sam bewitch and confuzzle us.
RE: Who is this guy? - Greg - 03-02-2021
I thought Sandra was Billy's sister?
RE: Who is this guy? - Drunk Monk - 03-10-2021
Alexandratin
Cyborg - half man, half electric potato peeler. The mortal foe of Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head, now Non-binary Spud.
RE: Who is this guy? - cranefly - 03-14-2021
Jo Wat is a failed minimalist painter (whose gimmick was painting white squares on white triangles) and a minimalist poet (whose every line is, "So what") who has never sold, but nontheless survives by selling syllables to underage vowels.
Note: Composition of this post was interrupted by need to subdue Halvah after administration of eardrops.
RE: Who is this guy? - Drunk Monk - 03-14-2021
(03-14-2021, 11:21 PM)cranefly Wrote: Note: Composition of this post was interrupted by need to subdue Halvah after administration of eardrops.
...as if that explained everything...