02-28-2023, 10:06 PM
02-28-2023, 10:40 PM
(02-28-2023, 10:06 PM)Drunk Monk Wrote: [ -> ]I’ll break every bone in your body
And send you to hell.
So ya wanna play Kung Fu huh?
Try this!
Worthy additions. We need more!
02-28-2023, 10:49 PM
All that Kung Fu
Looks like dancing
A big mouth on a wet arse
It should be taught some manners
What’s that supposed to be?
Kung Fu?
Who taught you that load of shit?
Judging by you
Your old man’s Kung Fu stinks
I wouldn’t ask him to wipe the shit off my damned arsehole
I won’t even need to use my hands for you
Stupid
Well shithead
Had enough?
I could squash you
Your skull’s like butter
It’s not worth it
You can study Kung Fu for twenty years if you want
But you’ll never beat me
I warn you shit face
I pick who I’m going to bury next
Say your prayers fast because you’re about to feel my iron head
That’s called dog eat shit
Today I have an opponent that’s worthy
I’d like to pay my respects to you
Looks like dancing
A big mouth on a wet arse
It should be taught some manners
What’s that supposed to be?
Kung Fu?
Who taught you that load of shit?
Judging by you
Your old man’s Kung Fu stinks
I wouldn’t ask him to wipe the shit off my damned arsehole
I won’t even need to use my hands for you
Stupid
Well shithead
Had enough?
I could squash you
Your skull’s like butter
It’s not worth it
You can study Kung Fu for twenty years if you want
But you’ll never beat me
I warn you shit face
I pick who I’m going to bury next
Say your prayers fast because you’re about to feel my iron head
That’s called dog eat shit
Today I have an opponent that’s worthy
I’d like to pay my respects to you
02-28-2023, 11:52 PM
You watch out
You’ll have a body with no arse
You’ll have a body with no arse
03-01-2023, 10:09 AM
That seems very scatological.
03-01-2023, 12:05 PM
I have this memory of watching Drunken Master in the theater with you. There's a scene where Jackie (Wong Fei Hung aka Frankie Wong) knocks the Staff Master face first into a pile of dung. I remember you wincing at that. It was an extreme wince.
It's a fond memory, whether it be real or false...
It's a fond memory, whether it be real or false...
03-10-2023, 10:39 PM
You didn’t let me down after all
You’re by far the strongest of my opponents
But Kung Fu is meant for killing
I’ll kill you even if you don’t kill me
You’re by far the strongest of my opponents
But Kung Fu is meant for killing
I’ll kill you even if you don’t kill me
03-11-2023, 11:34 AM
(03-10-2023, 10:39 PM)Drunk Monk Wrote: [ -> ]You didn’t let me down after allI'm thinking we should also have a Greatest Pickup Lines thread.
You’re by far the strongest of my opponents
But Kung Fu is meant for killing
I’ll kill you even if you don’t kill me
Surprisingly, many of the lines here would work there as well.
Such as the above one.
03-11-2023, 12:42 PM
(03-11-2023, 11:34 AM)cranefly Wrote: [ -> ](03-10-2023, 10:39 PM)Drunk Monk Wrote: [ -> ]You didn’t let me down after allI'm thinking we should also have a Greatest Pickup Lines thread.
You’re by far the strongest of my opponents
But Kung Fu is meant for killing
I’ll kill you even if you don’t kill me
Surprisingly, many of the lines here would work there as well.
Such as the above one.
All these years and the way of promiscuity has been right under my nose…
too late now…
03-11-2023, 08:13 PM
If you want to die now
I’ll assist you
I’ll assist you
03-15-2023, 07:27 PM
A good many dramatic situations begin with screaming
So my pretty pretty, we meet again
So my pretty pretty, we meet again
03-17-2023, 09:18 AM
(03-15-2023, 07:27 PM)Drunk Monk Wrote: [ -> ]A good many dramatic situations begin with screamingThose are good! Where are they from?
So my pretty pretty, we meet again
03-17-2023, 09:20 AM
Ummm well…
Barbarella
Slightly OT but they struck me as appropriate at the time
Barbarella
Slightly OT but they struck me as appropriate at the time
03-17-2023, 09:24 AM
No, they're good.
03-20-2023, 09:17 AM
Irish Kung Fu Trash Talk?
You are like a Connacht sheep. You have a good scream but not a lot of wool.
You are like a Connacht sheep. You have a good scream but not a lot of wool.