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I only smoke to stay awake on roadtrips, FYI.

That was my first thought, actually. Driving through Ohio smoking Swisher Sweets.

Bingo! Shermans and Marlboros have also been in the repetoire.

I dreamed I was in a casino run by Danny Trejo deep in the jungle of South America. We had to go through several gun battles to get there.

(05-17-2018, 06:33 AM)Greg Wrote: [ -> ]I dreamed I was in a casino run by Danny Trejo deep in the jungle of South America. We had to go through several gun battles to get there.

cool dream, bro.  but machete battles would've been better.

He was just hanging out the casino being all 'Danny Trejo'

(05-17-2018, 09:43 AM)Greg Wrote: [ -> ]He was just hanging out the casino being all 'Danny Trejo'

typical

yesterday was his birthday.  still strong at 74.  still staying sharp.

The usually smattering of being at a fencing competition, construction and film making problems.

But at one point I peed into a toilet and a gout of flame came shooting towards me. Which just meant I had to urinate from further away.

Oh, the despondency. The despair.

I was driving in Saratoga near Lynch Manor when I noticed about of 'For Sale' signs on the neighbors house on Maureen Way. There was also a sign that said 'Free Tools'. I immediately went in. The Free Tool give away was going on in the garage which was the size of a warehouse. A bunch of young men were arranging the tools to give away. And I was the first guy there. I asked what I could take and they got the guy in charge of the sale who said I could take anything.

At the front was a line of big power tools. I took a chop saw and some other big pieces. I hemmed and hawed over wether to take one of the portable welding units.

I made way into the room. To the left there against the wall was a row of Mechanics Toolboxes full of socket wrenches. On the back wall hung a dizzying array of hand saws and other hand tools. I was thinking to myself how was I go to carrying all the stuff I wanted to take when I noticed a stack of those hand baskets you get at the grocery store to carry your groceries. I grabbed one and immediately started to fill it up. They also had tool repair kits for pneumatic tools. I grabbed one of the little clear envelopes full of a an assortment of parts like o-rings and rubber bands. The bag opened and the pieces fell to the bottom of the basket.

As I was trying to get the pieces back into the envelope, I awoke. The euphoria of getting a garage full of tools for free immediately dissipated. I lay in bed so unhappy at the loss.

Then, when you got out of bed in the morning, there was an O-ring in your slipper.

John Cusack was being tasked by mother to sweep the leaves out of the gutter in front of my parents Saratoga house. I told my mother I would take care of it and referred to fact that Cusack used to hang out with the Queen's brother back in Chicago. I referred to Cusack by his code name, since people weren't supposed to know who he was, 'Carne Asada'

I'm thinking the sleep tracking app on my Fitbit Charge 3, which I received for Christmas, is messing with my head.

fitbits are no more that fashionable borg implants.  

All will be assimilated.

It’s annoying when I dream about work on vacation. It even had a DOOM angle because I went down my work ‘to do’ list and Greg’s TLC doc was on it.